#and that its HILARIOUS... as USUAL....
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i forgot the simple joys of lying i should just start spouting bullshit until my other half bega me to stop
#ar8#ive discovered lying#and that its HILARIOUS... as USUAL....#its okay if im lied to constantly as long as i egt to lie back (evil)#update. my favorite lies are to add `okay so theyre KINDAA niche BUT` and it's like the most generic normal thing someone could like.#i did this w barbie#viv asked `can we watch smth on netflix??` and i said `oh!! we totally can i know something that's KINDA just gaining popularity BUT`#and put barbie life in the dreamhouse on#also lie with `oh yeah. yeah its just sooo.. i think its [ actual opinion]` like i keep adding filler words until i get to the point#ESPECIALLY if they disagree or even agree ill drag it out more#ummm. something else i lie ab is ummm literally anythinG#i lied ab trips & things happening on trips#like especially if i just throw in a random tragic event that happened#oh yeah i went on a fishing trip 6 years ago. my grandpa died. have you heard of-#yeah whats going on? oh this candy? well mm idk its.. for me its a little bit- like. honestly pretty good.#like dragging it the fuck out for NO reason its HILARIOUS#viv tells me to stfu and talk easier and what I say to that is something that would be a little. kinda idk it would be like. it starts wi
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made it to enies lobby with my friend:)
this is a redraw. heres the original screenshot!

#wtf... art#See You Later... Sogeking...#Sogeking... blasting off Again....#like i love this screenshot so much. the entire moment is fucking hilarious but this screenshot is just Good#um/ it feels unfair to tag sanji(just his stilts) and usopp(nothing but a booger in the mddle of the screen). so i wont. LMFAO.#idk its late im too sleepy to do my usual tag rambles and i did this all in one sitting and dont want to look at it anymore#one piece art#straw hat pirates#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece zoro#cat burglar nami#nami#one piece nami#tony tony chopper#one piece chopper
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GUYS.
Clear image michael has a cat and its name is Private Pea and it's very small

#my art#private pea oc#i think its name is hilarious#clear image au#bc honeycomb is probably lond dead :( so michael is lonely and catless#but instead of getting an old cat like usual#she finds a kitten#smthn smthn symbolizing a new beginning and that shes free of gertrude
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"'ohh, its raining outside! i better go out and wriggle on the pavement back and forth over and over and over again, until im mush!' yknow what that is? thats a WORM THOUGHT. because apparently all i can have are WORM THOUGHTS and my brain is a WORM"
#WHAT is wrong with this man i love him#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#slmccl#WORM THOUGHTS#the context for this is nowhere and he doesnt address it at all#just sliced inbetween normal gameplay like a madlad#which is totally on brand i just found it hilarious bc usually theres someone around to point it out or laugh at it but no its just he and#(slimecicle vods “SIGN HERE to buy this completely unhaunted house” at 50:29)#moss' madness
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Leo seeing Mikey as a replacement for himself is kinda funny. 4’7 aggressively optimistic box turtle and Leo’s fucking raging like “oooohh he wants to be his big brother so fucking bad. Everyone should wanna protect Donnie but it should also only be ME!!!”
leo sees someone who is ACTUALLY confident and independent who isnt bullshitting, that donnie actually gravitates towards, and becomes SICK with envy like mikey isnt literally baby. i mean he's a fierce little baby but he's still BABY
they're JUST similar enough for leo to compare them in his head, and donnie is pretty much the only person leo feels comfortable opening up to-- it's a lot easier to create this narrative in his head where mikey is trying to take his brother away from him than the true one, that donnie just wants to split his time (and is currently extremely stressed out because of what's going on and needs space)
which is funny because he doesnt like raph because he's mean to donnie. motherfucker PICK ONE
#ask#where we went wrong#leo does like raph and mikey to an extent but thats solely because they're fun to rile up#pissing off draxum stopped being fun like five years ago and donnie is a bit of a brick wall#if leo really gets under his skin at all he'll usually just cry#they make fun of each other all the time but they never get angry. leo riles up mikey and raph and they actually respond#but oooooh is he so envious of mikey in particular its actually hilarious
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I guess the only sensible thing to do now(after sharing and signing the petition) is to drown myself in payneland fanfics. I mean what else is there Really
#i stayed up crying and reading fanfics last night lmaooooo#which is anormal since i usually dont do that tbh#i miss my twinks :(#dbda#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#charles rowland#charles x edwin#edwin x charles#charles and edwin#edwin payne#payneland#chedwin#im also fucking crying at the name chedwin its fucking hilarious
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I saw a screenshot of this episode, and I was reminded that I rewatched it (and recorded some scenes) last month. Anyway, just thought some of you might want to see it.
(edit: added the tag "out of context detco dub" to all the related videos on my blog for easier searching)
#dcmk#ran mouri#conan edogawa#kogoro mouri#ran's VA absolutely destroyed me in the first scenes#and of course kogoro's VA being iconic as usual#kogoro literally being japanese taking (and flunking) a japanese class just to explain how he knew the word “king” dubwise is hilarious#like if we're talking about the dub series the characters are supposedly american?#but i know in movie 6 (at least) they're japanese?#i know its just funimation and their weird choice of localization (canadian heiji!) but i find it funny#out of context detco dub
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Warning for: The (spider) legs showing below!
Under the hoodie/layers, she tends to wrap her legs around her kinda like a hug! And so in the first part that's the weird bumps under the hoodie. They're starting to unravel a bit. She hates being called a monkey cause it's NOT her fault she's short and has to climb on things and up things and includes people in "things" category.
#my characters#911 and 810 and 666 (Satan) are all just agents and everyone except 911 has an odd feature of sorts#such as her spider legs and 666s tail and 343s eye on her chest and so on#they just go by their assigned numbers usually until 666 overheard 911 talking on the phone and heard him say#yeah yeah its eric sorry for a new number again#bc he tends to get new phone numbers for secret keeping reasons#but he has to call his parent to check on em! so hes like yup its me! that guy with an actual name!#and 666 is like oh thats hilarious and starts to call him Prince (since he likes to sing a lot and also prince eric sooo)#and in return to being dubbed prince he starts calling 666 satan#but! 810 and 666 become really good friends and she decides it might not be his name but its more personal than a number#so she adopts the teasing nickname as an affectionate nickname#also 911 is distinctly the only actual boring human amidst the group and he just keeps finding out about the others on accident#and then since he lives at HQ he starts to offer his very boring room up to his friends so they can strip down#and let the extra limbs or parts get some air#so hes constantly just walking into his own room and having 810 in her underwear face down on his bed with her legs out#and he sighs and goes about his day#hes kinda grateful 666 just lets his tail out and keeps his pants on most days but hes also walked into his room and#no pants only boxers tail out and flicking happily#so he just kinda counts it as a win for everyone if satan is happy (satan is the nicest of them lmao)#but yes! in the first part shes basically yelling shes gonna kill him she swears to her best friend#and 911 is like yeah ok thats scary please do NOT actually choke your human jungle gym lets just not do that actually thanks!#anyway sorry for the heap of tags i wont stop overall but i will for now ty for looking at my ocs
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Books of 2025: METAL FROM HEAVEN by August Clarke.
This is pitched as For Fans Of GIDEON THE NINTH (by which they mean: ow, and messy lesbians, with a side of immersive worldbuilding) and THE PRINCESS BRIDE (by which they mean: Inigo Montoya and Fantasy Politics). Personally, I would also comp it to ARCANE, for the aesthetics and Loadbearing Mysterious Malleable Resource and class warfare and explicit sex scenes lol.
The titular metal from heaven is ichorite, a weird and versatile substance that's kicking off an industrial revolution. The book opens with the brutal strikebreaking massacre that sets young Marney (our hella dyke--sorry, crawly--MC) on her quest for revenge: She's going to kill the foundry owner who had her entire family of striking workers gunned down. She gets adopted by crawly bandits and becomes a notorious highwayman and prepares for her revenge (because we hate capitalism in this house, and we're working for our Hereafter beyond it).
I loved the prose, I loved the POV fuckery, I loved the worldbuilding and religions and names and community and colors and aesthetics and the ichorite weirdness. I loved the exploration of gender and of grief, of revolutions and of cycles of violence. As soon as I finished, I immediately reread the first paragraph, and holy shit it broke my brain a little (affectionate, astounded).
If you're looking for a messy, raw, tragic, brutal struggle with grief and takedown of capitalism, this might be the book for you--it's definitely not for everybody, but it sure was for me!
#books of 2025#books#book photos#metal from heaven#august clarke#five stars from meee#it did have a Large and Unignorable amount of on page sex btw#mentioning this because my aroace-ass does not usually partake lol#we have some deeply fucked up lesbians here but at least they get to fuck i guess??#the goodreads blurb actually takes like. half the book. to get to and through lol#some reviewers bemoaned the pacing but i didnt hate it??#i think it fit with the story clark was trying to tell#seriously clark can TURN A SENTENCE holy shit#did i say tragic?? did i say grief???#but its SO anticapitalism its SO much a Struggle Toward Revolution#i had high hopes for this and it Met Them#the only thing im fuzzy on is. with comps to GtN and princess bride i was expecting it to be HILARIOUS#and parts of it were funny but it wasnt as consistently funny as i hoped? or my humor just didnt quite mesh#but i did giggle out loud a few times and overall it was VERY good#loved the experimental chapters#loved how weird and fucked up it got#i read this VERY slowly for me too--its 17 chapters but 429 pages lol#i did a chapter a night until the last six chapters#lots of gender envy actually huh#ANYWAY WHAT A BOOK GO READ IT PLEASE#fuck it we're adding the comps too:#gtn#princess bride#arcane#gideon the ninth
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#chapter 197#this is just one of those scenes that rotates in my brain constantly#blowing smoke is like a known invitation for sex too so its like BROOO USE YOUR WORDS ITS NOT TOO LATE#xxxholic#its so funny cause watanuki is soooooo#like theyre both being consumed w gay thoughts here#but#USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS WATANUKI. GOD#hes the type of person that thinks if he gives sad noncommittally seductive eye contact he wont have to talk about his feelings#the way he looks like hes mad doumeki didnt get the hint is hilarious given that this is usually doumekis problem#i think he gets it honey hes just burned out and thinks shit will never happen#and if you keep dawdling in your depression this way he never will!!!
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Okay, so I was going through some of your older Kid Jon au (because omg I’m in love with it) and one of them said he was basically banned from the institute because he attracted trouble. What I think would be funnier is if Elias and Gertrude made the decision to keep him in the archives as an employee (because helicopter relatives and they need to keep an eye on him) Beholding would love it because he’s there and that opens the door to the other hijinks with the original archives crew because they were trying to get him to not be in the Archives but he’s already there and apparently doesn’t remember anything. So they have to workshop new plans and the other Avatars and such come to the institute for whatever reason. It just freaks the S1 archives crew out. (Plus Sasha doesn’t remember all the much because OG Sasha died early on)
Also does Danny live in this AU because Tim has his memories? And what’s going on with the not S1 archives crew (Georgie, Melanie, Daisy, and Basira. Oh, Not Sasha too just for the fun of it)
omg i have a whole comic planned on that,, like w elias and jon regarding the archives i think its in my drafts and got buried with everything else
oH and the s1 team regain memories slowly while working in the institute,, so tim wont remember to save danny
but.... jon and gerry have a plan for it ALHASHDJA i thought of a comic on that too but havent started on it,,, tbh im mostly enjoying the fun stuff about this au and sometimes forget to try and make it make more sense as a whole HAAHAH
and yea the other archives crew do eventually somehow at least interact with the original s1 crew but i havent thought that far... yet
imma need more imagination juice tbh
#tmakidjonau#tma#the magnus archives#i think about them all the time#honestly i think its just hilarious for the usual orig crew to unwillingly chill and hang out with these weird monsters that keep popping u
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Ok, but do you think at the end of the series we'll get a comedic fade-to-black ending of Fadel and Bison going, "Hey, so when we met, we were actually in hiding and on the run because our previous cover go blown... so our real names are actually Frank and Bob."
Kant and Style: Excuse me, what.
#the heart killers#but no for real this has been on my mind for a while now#do Kant and Style know their real names? does the police captain know?#i know thai names are different and the name everyone calls them usually aren't on any legal documents#but its hilarious to me that style at least has slept with fadel multiple times now and doesn't even know his name#while fadel at least has had Style's ID since episode 1 and so knows who he (legally) is#i don't know enough to come up with thai equivalents of 'generic male names' so i just went with those xD
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I know that Max is referring to May not knowing anything about Harley's plot in Going For Choke, but for a second I thought he was just taking a moment to call her stupid, unprompted 😭
#pokeani#feelings for queue#tay's tag#i promise i watch episodes other than these but it's always the coordinator episodes where insane shit happens.#actually that's not true. all of AG is kind of like that BUT the concentration of '???' moments is much higher in coordinator eps.#but anyways i've been rewatching the sub just to have a slightly different experience than usual and it's fun!#it is absolutely hilarious to see what lines are missing though (or rather were added). the eng dub just really did all that on its own huh#I'm always like 'ohhh right James doesn't say ''next time let's have them jump off of a bridge'' in this one'.#and Harley isn't calling people boytoys#and Drew doesn't sound like the guy from Blink-182 but with love and peace that one's a really welcome change personally 😭#I would say that the sub is a more normal experience but it does lack the batshit je ne sais quoi of the eng dub.#but it's just really fun to see the slight differences in personalities and episodes and scenes!!!#i'm so glad we have reliable ag subs now.
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boxing arc of LCLA goes crazy tbh we've got qiao ling busting the boys' time shenanigans (and her not believing at first until they prove it via HER being involved in said time shenanigans); we've got cheng xiaoshi's parasocial relationship w his idol shuang hai (man is obsessed); he's shaking crying downing drinks w shuang hai cos said boxing CHAKPION has no one to confide in except two twenty something year olds who did some sleuthing for him; cheng xiaoshi's all like "im your BIGGEST fan why are u being such a LOSER right now 🥲" and lu guang is sitting there quietly except for when scolding cxs for drinking too much too fast 😭😭😭 i love this show
#link click#link click live action#ness lc tag#qiao ling#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#the WAY shuang hai pours them both a drink and lg looks at it like hes Never seen alcohol in his LIFE#shuang hai asks him why he's not drinking and CXS JUST DOWNS IT FOR HIM....i was like wait im getting deja vu (thought of wangxian erm)#i feel like live action! shiguang are getting closer and its so sweet to seeeee#even the small things like the way lu guang seems mire comfortable touching cxs (albeit usually to drag him away from things or to things)#i still remember how in an earlier episode cxs sat right next to lg on that bench and LG SLID AWAY FROM HIM IT WAS HILARIOUS#but they've grown and learned more about one another.... they're beginning to. Understand each other#they're building towards the dynamic i feel they have in the donghua (< personal hc) and its low-key v heartwarming to see#I'd love to read fics (or write!!) w lcla canon in mind cos there's some good stuff here !#it will never be the insane Peak that is the donghua but i love the direction they've taken it in#it feels both separate to the donghua (able to stand on its own) and complimentary#lord im sorry for rambling in the tags sm im just so obsessed w link click in all its forms#and this will happen again 😞
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I just thought about how actually funny it is that Rip canonically has a function on his watch that alerts him when his dads about to die
#rips paranoia is so founded but so funny to me#but also its hilarious bc its usually bc shes (Booster) stupid
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You've done a cc canon crossover, but what about a where we went wrong crossover? what would happen?
wwww!leo realizes his canon counterpart is slightly taller than him and gets so mad about it that it defines their relationship forever. he never gets over it and c!leo bullies him relentlessly. it's not his fault that guy is so noogieable
#ask#where we went wrong#also: if you mean a cc/wwww crossover ive talked about it before. its somewhere out there#real answer for this though: mostly silly shenanigans#wwww tackles some heavier things than canon (trust me) but its tonally consistent with it! its got a more comedic undertone#compared to my darker work#unlike aus like cc or faw which would probably just be. primarily incredibly depressing#i do think there'd be character exploration here but less in the serious way and more in the like. funny silly way#it'd be a fun Situation to put them in#i cant really see a world where any of them would Dislike their counterparts except for leo. as usual!#actually wwww!mikey might find his a little obnoxious#they're very similar wwww!mikey is just. spunkier. a little meaner. a lot more driven#hilariously enough i think if you put them in a high stakes situation he'd be yelling at c!mikey to stay focused#especially if this was after the fic itself LMAO
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